Posts Tagged ‘American Idol’

American Idol Is Now Just Honey Boo Boo **SHOCKER**

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012

In my **SHOCKER** post of the century, American Idol has now moved on now and appears to be aiming for the Honey Boo Boo demographic. In what seems like a cross between Honey Boo Boo and a Chuck E Cheese cell phone gang fight video, Nicki Minaj is screaming at Mariah Carey in a totally non-stereotypical “Ohh No You Di’nnnnT” rant. Which I think is awesome! Because who better to judge talent other than someone like Nicki, why not have the people that write or auto-tune her music judge?

Best part of the video is watching Keith Urban, I bet he wishes he was a real cowboy right about now. That way he could of hopped on Mariah, rode her around the barrel and goat roped Nicki till the clowns came out to wrangle them back into the cages. Which to me is about the only way this would be successful, if it turned into a good old fashioned rodeo!!! Sometimes they have funnel cakes at rodeos. I like funnel cakes.

Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban Joining American Idol

Monday, September 17th, 2012

In my who cares post of the day, it was announced that Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban will be joining American Idol. I will admit, I used to watch this show. It used to be fun. You had Simon who was a total dick, and could be because he created industry juggernaut profit monsters, one right after the other. Whether you thought it was an ass or not his opinion counted because he had an eye for that. Then you had Paula, who was really just the drunken feel good judge but we still liked her as a balance to Simons dickheadisms. And of course Randy, who was the industry workhorse. The dude played with a lot of cool people, killer tours and recording sessions and really just carried respect because of his resume.

So now the show sucks, we’re changing judges as much as contestants and I don’t like it anymore. Shut it off!!!!
Link to the announcement HERE